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    Sermon: Attention Span Boot Camp

    Micro-discipline drills for a congregation raised on scroll reflexes.

    ~12 minBy Lebyadkin
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    Sermon: Signal Discipline Warmup

    Recalibrate baseline inputs before you torch your dopamine receptors.

    ~9 minBy Guest: Zero Choir
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